Today\u2019s Valentine\u2019s Day, my sister \u201cmade up and directed\u201d (a word used by my sister) a story, saying that a man went to the beach on Valentine\u2019s Day to watch (I don\u2019t know what he was looking at on Valentine\u2019s Day). Suddenly he found that the upper body was a beautiful woman and the lower body was long. “Humans” with fish tails (haha, I said they are humans, I clearly introduced them as mermaids) appeared on the sea, and suddenly a piranha with a big mouth swam towards the “mermaid” (this starts with a mermaid I don\u2019t know how he saw the piranha), the man quickly ran over and killed the piranha (maybe just knocked out). He was still very happy, thinking that the mermaid would thank him. Who expected the mermaid to come One sentence: Let\u2019s go on a date, stay away!\u201d I don\u2019t know what the little sister\u2019s head is filled with, the compilation is quite plot, I don\u2019t need to write a manuscript, and then she gave me a lot of brain teasers:<\/p>
Xiao Ming’s mouth originally had ten dollars in his belt, but it was later discovered that it was gone, so what was left in his pocket?<\/p>
I said, “Nothing?” “Nothing, right, there is a hole left, hahaha.”<\/p>
“I’ll give you another one. In addition to garden rules, what turtles are there in the zoo?<\/p>
I said: “It’s a tortoise!”<\/p>
“Well, the answer is right, it’s you! Hahahaha.”<\/p>
“you”<\/p>
“You” “You” “You” “I will never chat with you again”<\/p>
The little girl is like this every time, but then she still called and sent me messages. This sister is childish and cute, full of vitality.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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