Today’s Valentine’s Day, my sister “made up and directed” (a word used by my sister) a story, saying that a man went to the beach on Valentine’s Day to watch (I don’t know what he was looking at on Valentine’s Day). Suddenly he found that the upper body was a beautiful woman and the lower body was long. “Humans” with fish tails (haha, I said they are humans, I clearly introduced them as mermaids) appeared on the sea, and suddenly a piranha with a big mouth swam towards the “mermaid” (this starts with a mermaid I don’t know how he saw the piranha), the man quickly ran over and killed the piranha (maybe just knocked out). He was still very happy, thinking that the mermaid would thank him. Who expected the mermaid to come One sentence: Let’s go on a date, stay away!” I don’t know what the little sister’s head is filled with, the compilation is quite plot, I don’t need to write a manuscript, and then she gave me a lot of brain teasers:
Xiao Ming’s mouth originally had ten dollars in his belt, but it was later discovered that it was gone, so what was left in his pocket?
I said, “Nothing?” “Nothing, right, there is a hole left, hahaha.”
“I’ll give you another one. In addition to garden rules, what turtles are there in the zoo?
I said: “It’s a tortoise!”
“Well, the answer is right, it’s you! Hahahaha.”
“you”
“You” “You” “You” “I will never chat with you again”
The little girl is like this every time, but then she still called and sent me messages. This sister is childish and cute, full of vitality.
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